Kung-Fu

Today at Kung-Fu something exciting happened. . .

Aspie Joke

What do you call an Aspie who does Wi-Fi (wireless internet)?

The Day the Sky Fell

Today at school, I was swinging my lunchbox around (cue dramatic music).

Joke 2

Why did the boy enjoy getting two cubes for his birthday? Click to find out!

"Prayer"

Today at my church, a Unitiarian Fellowship, we were talking about prayer. One of the less traditional prayers spoke to me, but it was about god, and I don't believe in god. So I rewrote it to refer to goodness instead. Here's my version:

May goodness be my programmer. May I not crash. May it install it's software to the hard drive of my heart. It's commands are user friendly , it's directory filled only with goodness and love. I browse the domains of life, knowing the anti-virus of good will prevent anything from harming me. It's help menu is a click away. May my folder contain it's files to aid my operation.

I'm also working on an adaptation of "A Bloggers Prayer" that I will also post when done.

Written from my iPod touch.

MacMode Issue 0.5

This is the "beta" issue of my virtual Mac magazine, MacMode. In this issue: Reviews of Steam, Portal, and Plants vs. Zombies, a time saving maximize button preference, screen zoom and iPaint myMac.

Enjoy!

Issue 0.5 (PDF)

Joke

How do you blend in with cows? Click to see the answer!

Revolution!

I really had trouble keeping An Aspie's Thoughts updated with new posts. I was always too busy to write posts or simply forgot to. That's why I have revived this blog as a social center for me, with the new name The Apple of My i (the URL is the same)! This will be my personal page now, instead of just a place to post essays. However, if you wish to browse my previous works, they will still be available as archived posts (see the sidebar). Enjoy!